Animals

Here are a few jokes.I’ll be adding some soon so check back on animals & jokes.

1) Once my mom said we’re going to have leftovers for dinner.
I said no I’d rather have rightovers or leftunders!

2) What building has the most stories? A library!

3) Why does a jaguar need a bath?
Because it has spots.

4) Who granted the fishes wish?
The fairy cod mother.

5) What’s black white, black white, black white, black white, & black white?

A rolling panda.

6) What’s black, white & red all over?

A newspaper.

7) Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

8 ) Why does 8 think he gos on forever when he lays on his side?

Because he’s infinity!

9) Where do cows go on vacation?

To the mooooon!

10) How does the ocean say goodbye?

It just waves.

11) What is a cow called in a earthquake?

A MILKSHAKE!

12) What kind of sorcerer lives on the beach?

A sand-witch!

13) What kind of mail has a lot of fees?

A female!

14) What is a cross between a lot of people and a lot of people?

A lot of people!